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Joke of the Day

"In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality."

"Seriously when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am where did it go? Heidelburg-er Germany!"

"What looks like red paint but is dry? Dried red paint"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that tiny thing?"

"A man and a doctor are talking... The doctor says ""I have bad news. You have cancer, and you have Alzheimer's."" The man replies, ""Thank God I don't have cancer."""

"Rapper Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. :)"

"Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post ""Anyone know a good lawyer?"" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!"

"I shared a banana with my Dad today... He had the inside bit again :( (Joke courtesy of the hysterical 'Adam Hess')"

"If your phone gets lost and a noble soul returns it to you.. Its time to change your phone."

"holy crap a guy actually gave me his number and i didn't know what to do so i panicked and sent him a picture of a dead bird?"