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Joke of the Day

"How many girls does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, you tell me."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny."

"polish priest sacked by the Vatican...... Well that's really taken the shine off the pope :)"

"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"

"Damn, girl! Are you Iocane Powder? Because I've spent the last few years of my life building up an immunity to Iocane Powder. So, yeah..."

"What sound do two photons make when they hit each other? \*Planck!*"

"it might be a handjob for her... but it's a career for me."

"What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?! Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit?!"

"I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as ""50 blocks of pain"""

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They tell you."