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Joke of the Day

"COP: ""Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""It was way easier than solving a murder?"""

"If she's ""one-in-million"" there's 1,344 of her in China."

"Don't commit suicide, that's how people get killed."

"If science is so great why hasn't it invented chocolate that has negative calories?"

"Test results are in, you might want to have a seat ""I'd rather stand"" Are you sure? You have ""Falls Down When Gets Bad News"" disease *Thud*"

"Notice how women didn't complain when they did an all-male version of Sex & The City called Entourage."

"What happens when a rock gets high? He gets stoned.. Badum tsss"

"Sure, I'll cook dinner. How milky do you like your Captain Crunch?"

"knock knock its me hitler and i have to poop, end of joke.jpg"

"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? No one likes to eat parsely."