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Joke of the Day

"I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as ""50 blocks of pain"""

"Some people have 32 teeth while others have 10... It's simple meth."

"Only and only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize there are some problems that can be solved without violence :)"

"Horse walks up to a mirror and says ""Why the long face?"" Mirror says, ""I'm not sad, I'm just reflective today."""

"I really hope someone brings their cat to Mars only to get it get run over So we can finally say Curiosity killed the cat."

"""Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that's going to last the entire car ride."" - The worst people alive"

"My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only takes one nail"

"Reddit: I'm looking for some offensive jokes, lets hear em! It doesn't matter if you or I are offended, only that SOMEONE is offended."

"How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !"