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Joke of the Day
"What sound do two photons make when they hit each other? \*Planck!*"
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"Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head."
"How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the Reindeer drowned."
"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"
"I'm giving up alcohol for a month.... Wait, sorry. That came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."
"going to the gym to throw donuts at all the skinny people"
"A Nazi and Jew walk into a bar.... Or was it a gas chamber i can't remember"
"Looks like I'm finally going to meet my twitter crush, don't know if I should diet or let him find out the hard way Im good w camera angles"
"Where do taxi drivers with bad skin go for treatment? The Taxi Dermist."
"Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies"