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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's not funny."
Next Joke
"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!"
"My mum is a midwife and she always messes up jokes... Which is strange, because I thought midwives were great at delivery."
"Dream carefully, because dreams come true."
"My grandpa would always tell me ""You're my favorite granddaughter"" I was his only granddaughter."
"I fell in love with a prostitute last night, she had literally everything I have ever wanted in a woman My dick"
"What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet? Remains to be seen."
"Today's lunch: Pan fried pork chops, cheesy hash brown casserole, peach cobbler, a quick defibrillation and two stents."
"Who manufactures Quidditch balls. Wilson. J.K. Rawling"