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Joke of the Day

"What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive? Sad Dan"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money for a lentil on my chest. ( credit to the guy who told this on tv Fri night )"

"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's disgusting. You shouldn't tell people that."

"I went to a General Store the other day. Couldn't find anything specific."

"All the toilets in New York's police stations have mysteriously vanished. Now the police have nothing to go on."

"There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders."

"How do you know when your girlfriend is to young? When you have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth."

"My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar. [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]"

"Boss: this project is moving along at a snail's pace!! *silence* Todd the snail: This is bullshit *spends 3hrs storming out of meeting*"

"Why did the funeral director cover his mouth? he kept coffin"