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Joke of the Day

"There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders."

"Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle."

"Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut."

"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"

"You text him, he doesn't text you back. Obviously he was so excited that you texted that he fainted."

"A priest comes into a bar. Wait, no it was a choirboy. So priest comes into a choirboy."

"Pro tip: never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time."

"My cat refuses to approach strangers. He's such a pussy."

"If Hillary brought a carpet bag to New York, what did Bill bring? Hard wood."

"I have nothing against gynecologists... I just don't like them in genital."