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Joke of the Day

"My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar. [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]"

"How do you know when a singer is at the door? First they don't know when to come in, and then they can't find the key."

"You know what else is fun? Playing dead when your husband receives the credit card bill..."

"I was there when my wife gave birth... I was there when my wife gave birth. I watched as piss came out, and then shit. I think my wife regrets letting me name the twins."

"I hear cancer is hard to beat No one got past stage 4."

"Forgive me father for I have sinned, last week I hissed at 47 people because I like to pretend I'm a mean cat"

"How do you find blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard"

"What's the difference between God and Donald Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump"

"Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts."

"Did you hear what happened to the dildo farmer? He had a big problem with squatters."