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"I organized a threesome for (NAME)'s last night of freedom. There were a couple of no-shows, but he still had fun."

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"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin off"
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"Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do."
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