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Joke of the Day
"Women don't make good meteorologists because they're never wrong"
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"How do you say ""Fuck You"" in Yiddish? Trust me!"
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"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"
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"I am sure I chose the right song for Richard's funeral Lonely Island - Dick in a Box"
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"My friend and his girlfriend are looking for a girl to have a three-way with... I told him to find someone whose parents are divorced. You want to find a girl who is comfortable ruining relationships."
"the 10,000 hours rule is simpley not true i hav said ""helo bird"" to a bird for over 10,000 hours but i still cam't talk to birds"
"Malaysia has some of the world's best magicians They make entire planes disappear."