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Joke of the Day

"the 10,000 hours rule is simpley not true i hav said ""helo bird"" to a bird for over 10,000 hours but i still cam't talk to birds"

"whats black on top and white on the bottom? rape"

"When I was a kid my parents would warn me if I was naughty the boogie man would get me I was never scared though, I loved disco music"

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table."

"North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel."

"What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake."

"A dog is ironing shirts and cursing under it's breath: ""What a fool I was! Bring me the slippers, my ass!""."

"Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had 2 cars."

"RIP Fluffy McKittens 2002-2003 2003-2005 2005-2007 2007-2008 2008-2011 2011-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016"

"Where does steel wool come from? Hydraulic rams."