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Joke of the Day
"I am sure I chose the right song for Richard's funeral Lonely Island - Dick in a Box"
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"Guess what I saw? wood"
"My sister just had a baby and she seems to have forgotten all about my problems."
"When u r married When you are single you see happy couple every where, . But . When u r married . you see Happy Singles every where........................."
"What confuses a gay person? Seven"
"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."
"A blind hooker tried to give me a BJ once she said I had the biggest penis ever. I said ""Ha, you're pulling my leg"""
"What did ""O"" said to ""Q""? ""Dude, your *thing* is hanging out"""
"How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!"
"I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing."