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Joke of the Day

"Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures? All their luggage is carrion."

"Amoeba: dad, how was I made? Amoeba Dad: well son, when a man loves himself very much"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassie ! Cassie who ? Cassie the forest for the trees !"

"How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch"

"What do you call an Asian with a big... NSFW Butt hole? Gay ping!"

"What's worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who a good boy is."

"It's true, basic white girls don't poop You need to pay for a more advanced model for those features."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer and a mop."

"I hate when I press 1 for English and still get an Indian person."