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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman."
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"Just kick higher, dammit! This isn't Rockette science."
"Today I got a good deal from Comcast."
"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."
"Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks? Because they were Ionic."
"Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet"
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
"What do gay men say when they pray? AHHH **MEN**"
"Being atheist is like buying a floor model No assembly required."