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Joke of the Day

"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."

"Have you heard of the new model of the german microwave? It seats twelve"

"If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered."

"there is something good about pedophiles... ...they make a kick-ass cocoa!"

"I used to work at a public swimming pool But I got fired because every time I saw an Islamic family I pointed to the no bombing sighn"

"Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked. J.K................... Rowling"

"If Samuel L. Jackson was a Knight He'd be Ye Olde Motherfucker"

"What do you call a group of students? A school."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."