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Joke of the Day
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
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"Something I don't think we're doing nearly enough of as a society is building giant mysterious structures to confuse future archaeologists"
"The Baltimore Ravens"
"Darren Went to a Doctor to Get a Solution of Loose Motions.. Doctor : Tell Me, What is your Problem?? Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D"
"gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be ""salt"""
"""Hello, is this the number for Japanese food?"" ""No, it's Chinese. Sorry, Wong number."""
"What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."
"On date night my wife took me to a place where you make your own pottery. I made an urn."
"I made a dead body wearing a brassiere disapear. A-bra-cadaver!"
"What do you call a black guy at college? A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist."