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Joke of the Day
"What's Pingu's favourite band? Slipnoot."
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"I like my beer like i like my violence. Domestic.."
"Cocaine so white it looks around the room before saying ""nigga"""
"Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is??? All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal."
"Why was William considered a enemy? Because, His last name was Dafoe"
"What do you call a scary bee? A boo bee."
"Nothing says rock bottom quite like having your head in the oven for 45 minutes before you realize you forgot to pay the gas bill"
"When I kiss a girl, sometimes I dont know what to do with my hands, so I slow clap behind her head to make sure she knows I'm enjoying it."
"If Batman left church early... Would it be a Christian Bale?"
"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""