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Joke of the Day

"My mate Sid was a victim of I.D theft. He's just called S now."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Choked"

"In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter."

"What did the prostitute say when she saw Lamar had OD'd? O DANM!"

"You can't spell ginger... without nigger"

"Do bouncers get paid in toothpicks or are they a part of their uniform, or what exactly is the deal here?"

"Ready, Set, Go... Did you hear about the muslim who was shot by a starting pistol? It was race related."

"How does a Jew do the gardening? He moses lawn."

"I would say go with the bigger penis But I really want Trump to win"

"Why did the little boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a car"