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Joke of the Day
"There are rumours big Canadian banks Scotia and TD may merge... giving Canada one giant STD"
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"I want a car horn that shouts obscenities."
"Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store."
"Ordered a pizza. Delivery guy and I talked for 45 minutes about swords and he got fired. Now he lives here, we're gonna fight crime together"
"President Chafee"
"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry."
"Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ? Because he's a man of the nice watch"
"Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them."
"I have 11 pictures of myself from high school. My daughter has 11 pictures of herself from this morning."
"When is April 2nd and she is still pregnant! D:"