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Joke of the Day

"Why did the girl Gorilla engaged to the invisible man call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!"

"""What're you in for?"" ""I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it."" ""We've all been there, brother."""

"With all the different ways to sat the same jokes, how would you know it's not a repost? You just wait for the comments to link you up."

"I started carrying a gun after an attempted mugging a few years ago Since then my muggings have been much more successful."

"I only want to make enough money so that I don't ever have to know how anything works"

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage? Feyonce"

"Why does chav code never compile? They end every statement with init"

"people say they're ""over the moon"" when they're happy, but it's a lie; the moon is one of those things you will never truly get over"

"You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? At the circus you see cunning stunts."