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Joke of the Day

"Why did the girl Gorilla engaged to the invisible man call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!"

"What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters? Christmas in July"

"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers."

"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"

"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"WIFE: Every time I get close, I get hurt. THERAPIST: Is this true? PORCUPINE HUSBAND: *bristles* OF COURSE IT'S TRUE I'M A BALL OF NEEDLES"

"Why are black man's palms white? Because they are always leaning against cop cars."

"Equality That's the joke."

"If a girl elongates her words when she's texting me, I know she's down to fuckkkk, developmentally disabled, or bothhhhh."