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Joke of the Day
"Whats long and hard and has cum in it ................... A cucumber :)"
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"My neighbour said I'm not allowed to feed the baby raccoons living in their shed. I wonder if they'd prefer left over chicken to sandwiches"
"Using a macbook is like making love to a woman There are so many things to do with your fingers, but none of them work."
"What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that's the edamame."
"""wow with attitude like this do you even have friends"" me: yes in fact i have all 10 seasons of it"
"The NSA isn't all that bad It's the only part of the American government that listens to its citizens!"
"What did the mexican say to the Highlander? There can only be Juan."
"My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one."
"He's taking you for granted? Act differently. Do something spontaneous. Spice things up. Sleep with his friend."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."