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Joke of the Day
"Keep the Earth clean! Its not Uranus."
Next Joke
"Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: What did I say? Him: Did you hear what I just said"
"they'll never listen to us Wife: I lost my keys again Me: Its in your jeans Wife: Don't drag my family into this"
"Socialism is like breathing water... You just aren't doing it right! Here let me try..."
"It's better to have hope in your soul.."
"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone."
"Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now I can smell math"
"Football legend Michael Owen has announced he's releasing a new fragrance It's going to be called ""My Cologne""."
"I'm a Mime rapper I call myself Gnat. Cause I'm a silent G."
"Why didn't the Orange want to be eaten? Because he wasn't feeling appealing."