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Joke of the Day
"Why does NASA throw the best parties.... they make sure to planet"
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"My guy friend is pregnant! Inconceivable!"
"Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7 I didn't know the browns were playing tonight."
"My son answered a test question ""What causes the earth to rotate?"" with ""Fat bottomed girls."" He failed the test but won my RESPECT."
"Last night I went out drinking with some high school friends. About 2 hours into it they were like... ""Dude, shouldn't you be hanging out with people your own age?"""
"What insect lives on nothing? Moths, because they eat holes."
"DEFINITION OF DIPLOMACY Q: What is the definition of diplomacy? A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a guy. Feels good till you look down and realize you're gay (Credit to Adam Corolla)"
"I'm bummed out because i was just diagnosed with alzheimer's at least I don't have alzheimer's"
"My blind friend and his birthday I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."