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Joke of the Day
"My guy friend is pregnant! Inconceivable!"
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"From my 7yo: ""Why did the moon marry the sun?"" Because the sun is hott."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"
"Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture? Both are dead inside."
"I lost the Sore Loser Award last night... It's okay. The guy who won really deserved it and there is always next year."
"Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!"
"The inventor of the doorbell OBVIOUSLY did not own a dog."
"Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow."
"People who are constipated are such activists. They're seriously always trying to start a movement..."
"Which Pokeman has the best sex? Squirtle"