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Joke of the Day

"DEFINITION OF DIPLOMACY Q: What is the definition of diplomacy? A: The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip."

"I had to bury my girlfriends cat today... He put up a hell of a fight, but I got him covered up!"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Dr. Pokemon."

"How come about the ""About the Author"" never includes anything negative? ""He was born in Indiana where he's widely regarded as a scumbag."""

"I've got my first Gamblers Anonymous meeting tomorrow."

"Racist Jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."

"The Force Awakens could have been much shorter. All the First Order had to do to get rid of the Resistance was to use a superconductor."

"I've just bought you all a deck of cards. Deal with it."