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Joke of the Day
"If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ..."
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"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism."
"If you don't think monkeys are adorable, then you can suck macaque."
"The people in the room next door are definitely just furiously making their bed. Nothing more. NOTHING MORE."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff."
"Kids suck. Even God gave up after only having one."
"What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray? They are just OFF-full"
"How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline."
"I saw a VW hybrid today. It runs on gasoline and lies."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. The question is how they got in there."