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Joke of the Day

"Kids suck. Even God gave up after only having one."

"""Sorry we're late. We had to stop so I could pee."" ""For two hours?!"" ""Yeah. It came out really slow."""

"Some people say I am an evil person. But thats not true. I have the heart of a sweet young girl, in a jar under my bed."

"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"

"That was THE best 10 hours of sleep I've ever had. Thanks for asking me to sleep with you! Huh. You look upset."

"What do you call gay Dracula? Cock Dracula, because blood isn't the only thing he's sucking ;)"

"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"

"What does an assassin do in the waiting room? He kills time. (I'll get the door after my appointment)"

"Before you move to Canada after Trump gets elected, just know that it's May 13th and it's currently snowing here."

"Why did the bear eat his phone? It was a black berry..."