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Joke of the Day
"Kids suck. Even God gave up after only having one."
Next Joke
"Did you see the Broadway musical about the dictionary? It's a play on words."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter?"
"What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die"
"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."
"What's the difference between a Feminist and a suicide jacket? Suicide jacket does something when it's triggered."
"She said I have a face only a mother could love. I said ""that's not very nice, mom."""
"now it's the scientists' turn to hide and the Higgs boson has to find them"
"Did you hear about the fly stuck on the toilet bowl? He got pissed off."
"New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out."