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Joke of the Day

"Haters gonna hate... Masters gonna bate."

"What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day? No, John! *You* can't see *me!*"

"The melons Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they cant-elope."

"I think I just had my first orgasm? I was shaking and my legs were shaking and everything. Then I just realized that wasn't a orgasm, ""THAT WAS A EARTHQUAKE!"" :'("

"My friend just won the Scandinavian excavator championship by moving a beer can from one table to another without denting it. My friend knows his ways around beer."

"Beernuts and Deernuts What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts? Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!"

"The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball, is directly in front of me.."

"Why were the pirates on the ship fighting? They needed better anchor management."

"So I tried to enter ""penis"" as my new e-mail password... But my computer said it was too short."

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate."