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Joke of the Day

"What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day? No, John! *You* can't see *me!*"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel"

"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 nined 10."

"I realized why the media isn't taking my presidential campaign seriously. Occasionally, I'll slip up and accidentally tell the truth."

"Call me self-indulgent, but I only stay in motels that advertise ""color TV"" and ""air-conditioning"" on their sign out front."

"So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone."

"Why did the kids get in trouble for eating the sausages? They were brats"

"Old MacDonald had a really bad scrabble hand...... E I E I O....."

"My friend was cold so i told her to stand in a corner. Corners are 90 degrees."

"80% of being Donald Trump is just worrying that the wind will blow your weird combover in the wrong direction."