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Joke of the Day
"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate."
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"Yo mama is so fat... that when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody."
"What's the difference between three Cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"Why does the Empire use Apple? Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for"
"black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... the bartender says ""where did you get that?"" parrot says ""africa, where else?"""
"Right about now, Sarah Palin is sipping coffee and picking her next factually incorrect thing to say. And Glenn Beck is chasing a squirrel."
"Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me"
"How to make pasta: -Boil water. -Put what you think couldn't possibly be too much pasta in the pot. -Wrong. -Start an Italian restaurant."
"My new book about doing your own hair color is a total flop. I haven't sold one copy of A Guide to Dying Alone"
"Why did the illiterate man with the 11 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"