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Joke of the Day

"So I tried to enter ""penis"" as my new e-mail password... But my computer said it was too short."

"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."

"When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, ""So, what did she say?"" I'm funny that way."

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf!"

"Raise your hand if you ever ran out of toilet paper and had to use a coffee filter. So, just me.."

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes."

"Why did Native Americans stop sharing peace-pipes with settlers? They noticed the settlers were always blowing smoke out their ass."

"So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it."

"Did you hear about Michael Vicks new shoe contract? Hush Puppies."

"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"