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Joke of the Day

"Beernuts and Deernuts What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts? Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!"

"""Last Airbender"" got a 6% on 'Rotten Tomatoes.' Do you know how bad a film has to be to get below 15%? ""2 Girls 1 Cup"" got an 18%."

"I used to hate my tumor But it grew on me."

"I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare! And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."

"And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.. .. but John came fifth and won a toaster"

"A lot of my friends struggle hard with drug addiction and alcoholism but they both came real easy for me."

"Any size pizza can be a personal pizza if you're depressed enough."

"The most popular letter used in every 'dank meme' post.. Aaaaaaa lmao"

"What did a cyberman say to John Smith? You will be [deleted]"

"Two guys walk into a bar... you would think the second guy would duck."