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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking."

"I once walked out of a movie because the actor's fake typing was so bad."

"Watching seals have sex has got to be the most disturbing thing I've watched today over and over."

"I keep trying to convince my grandmother to get a hearing aid... But she just won't listen"

"I was gonna play Zelda via online emulator, but didn't wanna close the site I was on... ...so I clicked ""open Link in New Tab""."

"What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? Force of habit."

"Black Friday is the Christian holiday where Jesus rose from the grave at 4am to get in line to purchase a discounted HDTV for his Father."

"Coworker sneezed, and said ""Oh my. I don't know where that came from."" I'm no Scientist, but I'm pretty sure it came from her nose."

"What do I have in common with Franz Kafka? Neither of us have finished The Castle."

"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"