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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"
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"Americans may pull guns but Canadians.... ..may pull leaves."
"Just smiled back at a Toyota commercial."
"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"
"What's the difference between a Bitch and a Slut? A Slut fucks everyone. A Bitch fucks everyone but you."
"A Dick in hand is better than pussy in a bush"
"Sometimes I ask myself, what would Aquaman do? So I sit in the bathtub and cry about how useless I am."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Well you can jelly your cock up her ass!"
"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? Nicole. Nicole who? Nicole never bothered me anyway! (Hehehe)"
"Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !"