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Joke of the Day

"What do I have in common with Franz Kafka? Neither of us have finished The Castle."

"A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year."

"I have a great 90's joke! Not!!"

"Insurance costs are so outrageous the only healthcare most Americans can afford is from Dr. Pepper."

"What do you call an organised rebellion with twice as many people as usual? A sedan d'etat."

"What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up? I've got a bone to pick with you"

"*First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* ""coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"" *gets stabbed*"

"Pants should have to wear pants so they understand why it sucks to wear pants."

"I used to be addicted to frozen sandwiches But I decided to go cold turkey."

"Have you ever had North Korean food? No? Neither have they."