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Joke of the Day

"I once walked out of a movie because the actor's fake typing was so bad."

"What do you call an Isis execution recorder A daesh cam"

"I like Jesus... But he loves me. It's an awkward friendship."

"The guy who coined ""put that in your pipe & smoke it"" was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed."

"Let's count to 10.000"

"What does a train full of grain's whistle sound like? ""COUS, COUS!!!"""

"What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ? It takes only one nail to hold the picture up"

"________________________ With all the bad puns going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."

"My dog's favorite movie is 50 Shades of Grey... because the sex is rrruff."

"[sees old friend after 4 years] ""God, you were so fat back in school."" ""Yeah, well I lost a lot of it last year."" ""No you didn't."""