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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? Force of habit."
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"Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."
"There are eleven types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and ten other types of people."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a thief? Nothing."
"How does grandma's chairlift work? It has to do with nanatechnology."
"What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him? Shoots him 8 times in the black."
"*Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed"
"What is Donald Trump's favourite song? Another brick in the wall"
"Update: Indian bread factory no longer under investigation for food poisoning, inspector declares. It was a naan-issue."
"My gf texted me ""myspacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Do any of you know what ""ternative"" means?"