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Joke of the Day

"Raspberry buy guitar Raspberry take lessons Raspberry answer ad Raspberry show up at drummer's house Raspberry plug in Raspberry Jam"

"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."

"Any phrase can be banalized,by adding ""if you know what I mean"" at the end. EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean"

"My 5 year old thinks that there's a monster under his bed so I assured him that it won't get him as long as he stays in bed until 8AM."

"The teacher speaking to a student said, ""Saud, name two pronouns."""

"Movember I've decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache. I'm calling it No-Movember.... Or for short, November."

"What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to bring the flowers."

"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."

"Guy: There's a suit booked for me at a 5 star hotel. Girl: It's called a 'Suite' Guy: No it's a 'Suit'. I'm a waiter."

"Currently I'm dating a anorexic chick. but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."