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Joke of the Day

"Any phrase can be banalized,by adding ""if you know what I mean"" at the end. EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Hit that faggot with your car."

"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"

"Why are there no good jokes about men? Because they were written by women."

"Even though his lawyer had told him to check the fine print, he hadn't expected this: it was the SEXIEST print he'd seen in years."

"What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use? AT & AT."

"Check for bed bugs by yelling ""Gee, I'm so happy there are no bed bugs here!"", and if you hear faint giggling, set the bed on fire."

"Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever."

"Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't."

"What did Santa get the day after Christmas? Diabetes"