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Joke of the Day

"Any phrase can be banalized,by adding ""if you know what I mean"" at the end. EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean"

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"JELLYFISH: *to friend* Want to see something disgusting? Watch this. *stings person* FRIEND: That wasn't dis... JELLYFISH: Wait a minute."
"Don't move, I know what I'm doing. *takes a nap"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put in the wrong socks this morning."
"A little boy skips school... Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!!"" Little Boy: ""No you go hide because I told her you were dead!"""
"I don't have black, Mexican, or Asian friends... But some of my friends are a bit more shady than others."
"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram"
"What stops rape every single time? Consent"
"What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey? How're ye gettin' on?"
"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in 3's? No tres passing"
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