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Joke of the Day
"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."
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"Your mouth makes the same movement's as your butt when you say the word ""poop"".... same with ""explosive diarrhea"""
"America where we celebrate Memorial Day with mattress sales."
"A port-a-potty truck blocked my car in at work so I couldn't leave.. But hey, shit happens."
"What's Hillary's favorite pizza place? Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs @rambobiggs"
"Learned today that it's about 12 min after realizing there's no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are"
"I would share a joke that my friend in prison sent me in a letter... But I don't like to quote out of con text."
"""I hope they bought enough beer so they won't notice how much I'm drinking"" -My prayer as I pull into my parents driveway"
"Whoever said ""Just showing up is half the battle"" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up."
"I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes."