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Joke of the Day
"What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party? I hit that."
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"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig .. It's not a beautiful poem but it's really deep."
"""Naked ladies!!"" - art"
"If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your ass."
"If we had gender equality we'd ALL give birth through our ass. And no more Men from Mars & Women from Venus, everyone would be from Uranus."
"It probably seems like I'm listening to your story, but I'm really thinking, ""close your fucking menu or the waiter will never come over."""
"What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle."
"I stepped on a grape... and it let out a little wine."
"I'm under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that's how weather works."
"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."