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Joke of the Day

"Guy: There's a suit booked for me at a 5 star hotel. Girl: It's called a 'Suite' Guy: No it's a 'Suit'. I'm a waiter."

"When Chumlee gets out of prison he should do a show with Jared from Subway. They should call it... Child Pawn."

"How many beer trucks can you ""accidentally"" run into before your insurance company becomes suspicious?"

"What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from? PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder"

"Why did the stripper need more insurance? She had little to no coverage."

"Me:""If you ever give me another gift with 'some assembly required', you're dead to us."" 6:*writing thank you card* But, um.. Me: Write it!"

"""One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...."" under a moving bus"

"What did the seamen say to his friend? It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head."

"My mom just got out of rehab for her knees Knee addiction is tough, it's one of the toughest habits to kick"

"I'm writing a movie script about a group of Kenyan refugees who are breaking track records in a suburban American high school... I call it, ""Fast times at Ridgemont High"""