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Joke of the Day
"Currently I'm dating a anorexic chick. but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."
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"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"
"Shout out to my loving wife, who has made me everything I am today... Fucking miserable"
"My Chinese waiter put my food down in front of another white guy who looked nothing like me. I get it now.............Wait, That's not my waiter."
"Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?"
"According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962."
"Did you that even when The Thing is not scared... He still shits bricks"
"You know, I always thought that show Deadliest Catch was about HIV... But here it turns out to be about Crabs"
"*dog walks into a pet store wearing a fake moustache* ""Hello sir or ma'am I would like to lovingly adopt your most delicious cat"""
"Spent 10 mins trying to get into my car today...finally the door opened when the person who actually owned the car unlocked it."