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Joke of the Day
"I have the best blanket in the world It's the sheet."
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"owl friend Today, my owl buddy told me he was getting married. I replied 'you twit, to who?'"
"Aww... Nuts What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth *I'll see myself out...*"
"Baywatch Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? A: Silicon Valley."
"What turns on mathematicians Big quantitties."
"Why doesn't anyone invite copyeditors to parties when we're such cool people out with whom to hang?"
"Why did the chicken say, ""Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"" He was studying foreign languages."
"I've snagged so many catfish on dating sites, I'm now a licensed fisherman."
"It's not often people compliment my parking.... but the other day, I came back from work and saw a piece of paper on may car that said ""Parking Fine"". That was nice of them!"
"Where do comedian Eskimos live? A Giggloo."