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Joke of the Day

"It's not often people compliment my parking.... but the other day, I came back from work and saw a piece of paper on may car that said ""Parking Fine"". That was nice of them!"

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"I married a kleptomaniac... She stole my heart."
"A new book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published. It's about fucking thyme."
"Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab? He was hooked on phonics."
"What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show off"
"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."
"a keyboard walks into a barbershop on the international space station ""i just want an easy, short cut"". then he hit the bar"
"What is the speciality of Alan Turing? He was homogeneous"
"Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A: Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."
"Got kicked out of the grocery store. Apparently yelling ""LET THE BEETS DROP!"" And throwing them at the ground is not acceptable."