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Joke of the Day

"I met a refugee on the bus today. ""What country are you from?"" I asked. ""Iraq"" he said. ""How did you escape?"" I asked. IRAN"

"""FINISH HIM,"" I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man."

"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."

"Gay jokes aren't funny! I mean...Come on guys!"

"What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common? Manning was just a bit too much for them."

"TIFU by having sex in an elevator"

"Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian? Because he was in da Nile."

"Where do you buy clothes for baby owls? the outlet"

"What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside."

"Why cant Helen Keller drive a car? ..Because she's dead."