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Joke of the Day
"When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open."
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"How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before"
"Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman is a douche"
"Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it. The taste of her hairy lap stick."
"Don't you hate it when... [NSFW] ...you could have actually viewed that Reddit post at work?"
"Valentine's Day makes me realize how single I really am. But I'm still gonna sleep like a baby knowing I'm not getting cheated on."
"So... the girl I lost my virginity to was retarded. I wanted my first time to be special."
"Pedophiles 2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile. I don't. I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds."
"What do you call an Asian cow in space? The Milky Wei."
"Why are there so few black hockey players? Because there was no cotton in Canada."