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Joke of the Day

"I found Korn in my poop. I'm glad it was Falling Away from Me instead of Coming Undone."

"My true love and I are like parallel lines. We will never meet and I will die alone."

"Imagine getting the girl of your dreams phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""definately"""

"Is it just me.... .... or were all the kids in the magic school bus show trippin balls."

"Girl, are you a useless, obscure and unimportant punctuation mark? Because I want to interro-bang you"

"What do you call a car crash caused by Hitler? An axisdent"

"What's the best thing about dark humor? People don't take it lightly."

"What's is the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a boner right now. -Hugh Hefner, probably"

"My favorite jokes are the short ones that make me laugh. Here's a short one that I hope makes you laugh. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? - You look for FRESH PRINTS!!"

"What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common? Both can be fixed with a coathanger."