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Joke of the Day
"How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before"
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"My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony I was born ready."
"Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate. Don't believe me? Just wait until later."
"What does ""Maginot"" mean? Welcome"
"Facebook needs to add ""still banging my ex"" as a relationship status option"
"What do you call a hot fruit? A LAVA-Cado!"
"How can you tell if you at the gay BBQ?!? Its when all the Hot Dogs smell like shit!!!"
"I saw a woman with 12 breasts Sounds amazing, dozen tit?"
"What's great about living in Japan? Well, the flag is spot on!"
"What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo"