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Joke of the Day
"How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris? No one knows, it's never been done before"
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"I'm worried about Rosemary's Baby. Everyone knows Thyme has been hard on her. (That's right. I do spice jokes. Dill with it.)"
"What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy? all of them."
"I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty... turns out it was written by Bill Cosby."
"My Girlfriend says I never listen to her Or something like that"
"Gravity falls fans are going to hate me for this... My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!"
"Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test? 1) Yes ) No %) I love you guys M) 8 ) Potato"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? No potatoes."
"How many nihilists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? #"
"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where the naughty girls live."