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Joke of the Day

"So... the girl I lost my virginity to was retarded. I wanted my first time to be special."

"A joke about babies and cocaine What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!"

"Why are cows lazy and fat? Because they don't like to mooooooooooooove."

"I can't believe gay marriage is legal! What's next womens rights?"

"What military branch has the largest biceps? The Army."

"My parents took away my mood ring . . . . . . I don't know how I feel about it."

"If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you."

"There were so many vampires at my Halloween party I lost Count. ]"

"Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.? Because Michael Douglas starred in ""Double Jeopardy"" in 1999."

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new Black."